Malta & Gozo Climbing + Blue Lagoon
$680 | 3 days | Friday to Sunday, May to October (water warm, sun strong)
Malta & Gozo Climbing + Blue Lagoon
Group size: max 10
Level: you should be able to climb at least 6a outdoors or just be brave, no experience = we teach you the basics in 10 min
Included: airport pickup (20 min), two nights in a dope Valletta townhouse with rooftop, ferry to Gozo, private boat for DWS and Blue Lagoon party, all climbing gear (shoes, chalk, life jacket if you want), two pasta dinners on the roof, breakfast on the go, endless pastizzi
Not included: flights, fancy cocktails, your dignity after the boat party
Friday
Land anytime, we grab you, quick stop for a cold Cisk beer and ftira sandwich, then straight to Valletta. Drop bags in the townhouse (400-year-old stairs, worth it for the rooftop). Sunset walk around the golden walls, quick spritz in a hole-in-the-wall bar, massive pasta on the roof while cannons fire at 8 pm, sleep with church bells and sea air.
Saturday – Gozo & deep-water solo day
7:30 ferry like locals, 25 min across turquoise water. Straight to the west coast cliffs, warm up on easy routes above the sea, then the real stuff: 10-20 m lines you climb without rope, when you fall you just splash into perfect 24 °C water, climb back on, repeat till arms melt. Guides set GoPro, you look pro in the edits. Lunch on the boat (tuna salad, more beer), then private drop at Blue Lagoon, music on, everyone jumping from the top deck, climbing the little cave routes there, zero tourists because we go late. Sunset cruise back with cold drinks and loud tunes, ferry to Malta, rooftop dinner part two, Valletta streets till late.
Sunday
Chill morning, sleep in, coffee on the roof watching the domes glow. One last short session at Wied Babu if arms still work, or just wander Valletta forts and eat ice cream. Quick boat to the airport side (we time it perfect), drop you 2-3 hours before flight. You leave salty, sunburnt, chalk in your pockets and 300 new photos you’ll spam everyone with.
Townhouse vibes
Golden limestone house in the old city, spiral stairs, massive roof where we eat and drink every night, dorm rooms and a couple doubles, AC that actually works, feels like crashing at your rich Maltese cousin’s place.
Weather & water
Air 28-35 °C, water 24-28 °C, limestone stays grippy even when hot, bring sunscreen or become a tomato.
That’s the whole thing. Three days of climbing over insane blue, boat parties, medieval nights, pasta comas and zero regrets. Malta hits different, come find out :)